HENDO — A Hendo resident has been formally recognized as the “luckiest man in the state” following an unprecedented daily winning streak on the Temu digital spin‑to‑win promotion that has continued without interruption since the end of the COVID shutdown.
The recipient of the distinction, Calvin R. Dempsey, has reportedly won Temu’s advertised $300 top prize every single day for years. According to officials who reviewed the pattern, the streak began shortly after statewide restrictions were lifted and has not faltered once.
The prize, issued as a digital coupon, is automatically deposited into Dempsey’s account each day. Records indicate that despite the volume of winnings, Dempsey has never redeemed a single coupon. When asked about this, A friend stated that the unused balance “has reached a figure that would require specialized accounting software to display properly.”
Dempsey, who has maintained a low profile throughout the review, offered limited comment. In a brief statement, he said only that he “opens the app when he remembers,” and that the daily wins are “just something that happens.”
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